Unicorns don't love sparkles

I do not love pink. Nope! No flowers or hearts. I´m not a big fan of bright unicorn farts. I really hate rainbows (I´ve said it before), But there are some things I dislike even more... Unicorn likes a lot of things. The only problem is that the things he likes aren´t exactly the same as everyone else. Sparkles? He hates them! Balloons? No, thanks! Cake? Yak! But soon it will be Unicorn´s birthday, and _ oh NO _ that means all of the things Unicorn hates will be squeezed into the same day. This is a DISASTER!